Build-a-crazy

today is sara's build-a-bear party and just about EVERYTHING has gone wrong:

1 the AC went out last week
2 when the guy fixed the AC he blew out the phone and;
3 the HOT water heater
4 my dad stepped in the water and with his damp socks put on his shoes
5 my dad has 2 GIANT BLISTERS on his feet, his feet are ONE ghiant blister
6 my dad is in the hospital

that is not all that is just what i can think of